Things I've heard in the last week:

1) Could you wash the bathroom and tub every week?

2) You need to scrub the oven and range after each use.

3) I don't use a chopping board. I chop my onions directly on the granite countertop. But you need to use the board.

4) Why does my dog keep peeing in the same spot? I mop it up every time.

5) If you don't want dogs pooping in your room, you should keep your door closed. I went into your room to use your computer because my laptop battery died.

6) When I bought these pots and pans, they were brand new. Now, after a few years, they look used. This is not acceptable.